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Facts on Farts
Fart FAQs, synonyms and rhymes.
FACTS ON FARTS by Brenna Lorenz All contents copyright © 1998 Brenna Lorenz, Megaera Lorenz, Malachi Pulte
Note: This is the original Facts on Farts
Do not be fooled by imitations! Where does fart gas come from? The gas inour intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seepinginto our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions inour guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts
What is fart gas made of? The composition of fart gas is highly variable
But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart
The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine
A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen
4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults)pass farts that contain no methane
Old Fartery & Literary Dish
An interview conducted with Salon.com in 1996 concerning Barnes's collection of
short stories Cross Channel.
SALON: The SALON Interview -- Julian Barnes Old fartery & literary dish By CARL SWANSON Illustration by J ulian Barnes is a thin, schoolmasterly man with English teeth and a quiet, prowling English drawl
Yes, doing the crossword everyday and calling yourself an old fart when you feel yourself acting that way
The thing about being an old fart came from a friend and I complaining about being attacked by younger critics
He said to me, 'You don't understand, they're the young farts now
We're the old farts.' This was about five years ago
We were on a walk together and developed this whole thing about what old-fartery consisted of and how you must look out for the signs of old-fartery
When Knitting Was a Manly Art
Weblog of a male knitter.
Imagine a pony-tailed old fart, knitting in public in front of steam powered sawmill in one of the brightest sock yarns available
UPDATE: Discovered a dropped stitch in the middle of the side increases this morning that has dropped farther than it’s worth the effort to fix it back up
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Flatulina's Fabulous World! - Fart music for the holidays...
Send free virtual cards with fart songs, download desktops or join the Flatulina
fanclub.
[www.positivepopsongcontest.com] You could call her Fartellina, or Fartolina, Fartelina, or even Fartillina, but you would be wrong
If you think farts are funny, if you love the sound of a good juicy fart, if you want more than a fart joke, if a fart noise makes you laugh, whether it's a dry fart or a dog fart, this CD has the most sensationg fart music ever and it's a fun gag gift
She's got a fabulous farting music video
We don't understand why some are against music with farts
Flatulina™'s CD is primarily fart sounds to the melodies of great classical music
Listen to Flatulina™ for a fart music file
Flatulina™'s farts are a specific music note
You have just made a FABULOUS discovery! You are about to become the coolest gift giver, and own the funniest holiday music in town! Once you get your hands on Flatulina™'s Fabulous Holiday Spectacular as seen on Comedy Central , your holiday season will never be the same! In just 2 minutes this unique CD could be yours! It's so FAST & EASY! Someone you know would love this CD! Want to make people laugh? You need Flatulina™! This music gets results with the powerful combination of musical fart melodies and singing fish! Oh yes
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Official website of ABATE of Virginia, Inc.
CRM Acronyms
Frequently used cultural resource management acronyms.
Benefits
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Tucker, Curtis D. - The Curtoons Cartoon Company Freelance cartoon illustrator creating funny cartoon logos, comic clip art,
mascots and birthday greeting cards.
Why not grab your piece of the pie? Get your project booked on my schedule today! Buy our funniest Old Fart Cartoon on tiles, mugs, t-shirts & more! We create & host small & personal websites
The Semiotics of T-Shirts
PK Manning & Betsy Cullum-Swan: Codes, Chronotypes and Everyday Objects.
Shirts also display stylistic puns, interpersonal provocation and forms of self-mortification, 'Old Fart' and a matching shirt reading 'Old Fart's wife' ; or 'Baby under construction.' Shirts contain paired reflexive identities 'Why?' (for the putative child) and 'Because I say so' (for the adult)
MobileE-cards
Provides free ready made greetings.
Happy Birthday Old fart Congratulations, you're officially an old fart
Kaiser, Frank - Suddenly Senior
Reports from the front lines of the profound and funny experience of becoming a geezer.
OLD FART ?
Legendary Farts
Information of flatulence and its role in history.
Breaking Wind: Legendary Farts Breaking Wind: Legendary Farts folktales about flatulance selected and edited by © 2000 ( 1001 Nights)
He rose slowly and with dignity from his divan; but in do doing, for he was over full of meat and drink, he let fly a great and terrible fart
May Allah grant that they do not remember what happened.' He listened carefully for seven nights and seven days, until it happened that, as he was sitting at the door of a hut, he heard the voice of a young girl saying, 'Mother, tell me what day was I born on, for one of my companions wants to tell my fortune.' The mother answered, 'My daughter, you were born on the very night when Abu Hasan farted.' No sooner had the listener heard these words than he rose up from the bench and fled, saying to himself, 'Verily my fart has become a date! It will be remembered for ever and ever
A long and thunderous fart broke from him, shaking the foundations of the house and throwing its utterer violently forward, so that he swooned
As he went through the gate, he saw a group of children playing together and heard one of them say to another, 'How do you expect to win when you were born in the qadi's year, the year of the Father of Farts?' 'I thank Allah, ' murmured the delighted qadi, 'that he has caused my tale to be forgotten! Behold, some other qadi has become a proverb in the mouths of the children!' He went up to the boy who had spoken, saying, 'What qadi is this whom you call the Father of Farts?' 'He was given that name, ' answered the child, 'because once, when he had broken wind enormously, his wife made him think -- .' But nothing is to be gained by repeating the sorry story here
Vinland Map and Shroud Updates
McCrone Research Institute discussion of scientific studies of the validity of
these two artifacts.
McCrone is an incompetent senile old fart who belongs in the nuthouse
Barcelona Review: Big Pockets With Buttoned Flaps
Short story by Gray.
'Now I fully realize that a lovely young woman like you -' (she sneers) '- don't sneer, has no wish to eff with a boring old fart like me in bushes beside a derelict railway line
Apollo Movie Guide's Review of Fart Takes
Review of the unbelievably pointless film.
Fart Takes Apollo Movie Guide's Review Fart Takes Apollo Score: Readers' Rating: 43 (5 votes) Summary This film is packed with mediocre outtakes from old black and white flicks, overdubbed with phoney flatulence noises
by Cheryl Northcott Read all about Fart Takes :
The Daily Nugget
News sprinkled with sarcastic commentary, one nugget at a time.
Captain Rumbelly & the Panhead Pirates
Nasty rockin? blues and more with fantastic arrangements ? for Harley riders and
people who have a twisted sense of humor. Rumbelly is outrageous and ...
But once in a while, when the old fart wasn't looking, I'd slip into a suit and tie, and put on polished Gucci shoes
Vaspers the Grate
Insights into web writing, user-focused web design, and web credibility enhancement.
pc.ign.com Review
Rated 5.2/10 by Scott Steinberg. "Lock this one away and throw the key in a deep,
deep lake."
Despite being an eccentric old fart, Crabb seems pretty hip, because he doesn't demand a drug test or anything
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